He's ready for a close-up!
President Joe Biden still spent four years hiding his justified cognitive decline. He had a lot of help, from duplicate journalists to inner circles who claim to be “as sharp as a tuck.”
Stars like Chappell Roan, Lady Gaga, Shakira, Alicia Keys and Host Trevor Noah reminded us that they voted for candidates who could not handle the three-hour Joe Rogan chat.
You'll think the former president will spend the rest of his day with friends and loved ones. It turns out he has a final trick on his sleeve.
Biden has signed with Creative Artist Agency, one of Hollywood's premier talent agencies. Biden may be thinking about talking about the book deals. Maybe he'll stop by “Squid Games” or one of Taylor Sheridan's many TV dramas.
Or he might make the dreams of countless social media residents come true. That “Weekend at Bellnis” reboot is not going to cast itself…
“Kiss” off
Block's 2025 Jenny looks very similar to 2024.
Jennifer Lopez's marriage to Ben Affleck (pour one for Bennifer) ended last year, and she had to suspend her concert tour Because ticket sales are slow.
Now, her starring role in the “Spider Woman Kiss” movie musical depicts a blank stare on the Hollywood circuit. The film debuted on Tepid Reviews at the just-envelope Sundance Film Festival. No one lined up to win the movie For 2025 release.
That j-lo magic may be declining. Or Hollywood still doesn't know what to do with the musical film. The “Evil” covered all the money last year, and “Joker: Folly a Dew” proved the super-large dud. And the Netflix musical “Emilia Perez” comes from a candidate for Surefire Oscar. I hope that the title Netflix suit will no longer have hope.
Probably like the lyrics“Men to woman, or woman to man? From penis to vagina, men to women, “Man to the ears are not music…
Off key
Was that what they said?
Sunday's Grammy Awards rating cratered 9% since the 2024 addition. The annual gala brings a lot of eyeballs to light up clever collaborations, covers and other merchandise for music fans.
This year, the focus has shifted to other resistances of 2.0. And some viewers said, “Thank you, but I'm not grateful.”
Stars like Chappell Roan, Lady Gaga, Shakira, Alicia Keys and Host Trevor Noah reminded us that they voted for candidates who could not handle the three-hour Joe Rogan chat.
The evaluation reflected that difficult truth.
Award show producers know the show is full of lectures. The stars continue to erupt in the same way.
In recent years, the awards showcase has rebutted politics. Even the Jimmy Kimmel-led Oscar did just that despite the hosts' difficult leftist politics.
Sunday's Grammy Awards showcase was a return to Abby Normal, in the epic “Young Frankenstein” tradition…
Full Stiller
Never become Ben Stiller.
The actor/director is whiz on both sides of the camera. If you've never seen his director's gem, the miniseries should “Escape with Dannemora.” His latest project, Apple TV's “Severance,” is a critical and commercial beloved man.
Sadly, he is not adept at political activities. Remember his persistent quote as part of White people in the Harris Campaign?
“”[Kamala Harris is] Also a historic candidate. …It will be the first female president, and it is incredibly exciting. She's Indian, black, she's everything. You can do multiple things, it's incredible. ”
Now, Stiller is pushing the obvious lie that X-moon Elon Musk gave a Nazi salute to President Donald Trump's first celebration. He told the left podcaster Kara Swisher about it. He is not a fan of Tesla's founder.
“I know he really likes 'tropical thunder'. wonderful. Good for him. But the Nazi salute – double Nazi salute – I'm not hooked on it. I was never obsessed with it. ”
This week, Musk appeared alongside President Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu.
worst. Nazi. So far…
Bullet time
Filmmakers can't stop making stories about lovable, eccentric and misunderstood hit men. Think of “Bullet Train,” “The Hitman's Bodyguard,” and its sequel, “Hit Man,” as Glenn Powell. “John Wick.” “Usher.” “Polar.” “Anna.” “Kate.”
It's a partial list. And it looks like it's going to be longer.
What's next? Christoph Waltz and the “old man.” The two-time Oscar winner will play an aging man who trains a new child on the killing block. awww.
“Hitman Bodyguard” alum Samuel L. Jackson is back in the beat. His untitled hitman thriller He finds himself working with his nephew (Dave Deggs), but if things go south, he may have to eliminate him.
The same industry that we lecture, well, there is no moral anxiety about everything, and we are rooted in paid assassins.
