A bill that could ban the soul-crushing, brain-melting, civilization-destroying Chinese spyware app known as TikTok passed the House with an overwhelming bipartisan majority on Wednesday.
This is despite the best efforts of Trump advisor turned corporate executive Kellyanne Conway. multiple meetings With MPs on behalf of her Payroll Director of the Club for Growth.
Politico cited anonymous sources who said Conway showed lawmakers a poll he conducted that found “nearly half of independent voters are unlikely to vote for a candidate who: The results were reported to have been shown. ban the appMeanwhile, a plurality of Republican voters (40%) said the same thing. ”
I believe the research sample here consists solely of machine elves that Conway encountered during his intense DMT trips. Almost 40 percent of Republican voters are over 65. The only thing they know about TikTok is that it’s the reason they can’t bond with their mentally ill grandchildren.
Only 30% are under the age of 49. This woman is a Republican in her 50s who investigates everything from crime to immigration to inflation to Ukraine, and elected officials believe there is a statistically significant proportion of Republican TikTok supporters who vote blue. I hope you will. With a smartphone app? why? Is it because we have to scroll through YouTube shorts and Instagram reels instead of showing Xi Jinping his rapidly liquefying cerebral cortex in person? (Related: House passes bill to force Chinese parent company to sell TikTok)
I’d be interested to know how they worded these questions because it looks like there’s some shenanigans going on.
Even if Kellyanne’s “poll” had any credibility, the correct conclusion would be exactly the opposite of what she claims. If banning TikTok is truly the third rail of American politics, then Republicans should pass the bill and let Joe Biden sign it into law (because he is) Said he).
But the saddest part of this whole tragedy isn’t that Conway is pushing the obvious absurdity. It’s that she’s doing so on behalf of the same app that turned her own daughter into a pinko internet whore who hates her own guts.
If you haven’t already, please introduce us to Claudia Conway.Her Instagram, TikTok, and playboy.com account. She doesn’t have OnlyFans yet, but she will take her time. Oh, and she’s “queer.” Of course it is. She grew up on TikTok.
@claudium conwaydirty mirror♬ Original song – Momoclo
But for the 19-year-old son of a political consulting firm, digging hoe is just a side job. The first thing she shot was fame In 2020, a journalist discovered Claudia’s TikToks, in which she showed her mother (whom she calls “Kelly”) uneducatedmocked her about Trump’s 2020 election. loss, called For Trump to “disappear”[ed]”, parroting the normie lib talking points on abortion, BLM, and LGBT issues.
She said this when a father asked adult journalists on Twitter to stop contacting his underage daughter without parental consent. answered By posting,[Y]I’m just angry that my voice is finally being heard. [S]Or maybe your marriage has failed. ” (Related: Key: Give your kids cigarettes, not smartphones)
Michael Corleone said this here. “Don’t stand on the side of someone who is against your family.” (Ted Cruz’s daughter can tolerate learning the same thing lesson).
You cannot disrespect your parents in public while you are under their roof. Nor should you do so after you move. This is the first rule for preserving civilization. God told the Israelites to “honor your father and mother” if you wanted to live a long life in the Promised Land. Confucius He called filial piety “the root of humanity” and civil order. China’s TikTok delivers content that aims to turn children into educated, patriotic citizens rather than ungrateful communist homosexuals, making the message more relevant in the East than in the West. Seems to have been better received. (I have theory about whybut that would be a topic for another column, or possibly an entire book).
National security lawsuit against banning TikTok (or at least forcing Chinese parent company to ban) sell it off) is strong and I’m glad to finally have so much pro-Hamas content Sure Democrats are concerned that the app could have a negative impact on young voters.
But I wish some members of Congress would have stood up and said, “China or China, we’re going to ban TikTok because it erodes the social fabric of this country.” . We don’t just want our children to be mentally healthy. have suicidal thoughts or suffer from self-diagnosis dissociative identity disorder. We want our kids to read books and pursue meaningful hobbies instead of scrolling through their phones for hours. We want our children to inherit our values, not despise them. We don’t just want our children to feel comfortable; brainwashed Chemical castration or surgical removal may be required.
“So, yes, we will ban TikTok. And we will ban children From YouTube Shorts, Instagram Reels, and other apps and social media platforms that seek to strip children’s dopamine systems for profit. And no amount of Big Tech lobbying money will ever change our minds. ”
Grayson Key is the editor of the Daily Caller.
The views and opinions expressed in this commentary are those of the author and do not reflect the official position of The Daily Caller.
