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Happy Monday. What a gorgeous Monday. Looks like a rather fun day. So President Biden is wearing new sneakers designed to prevent falls. Here is the prototype. And this is exciting. They are also working on a shoe that will prevent Kamala from talking. Meanwhile, the president is bracing for a huge national security threat as gangs flee violently torn Haiti. Joe is already gathering troops to repel them. Just a few days ago, it started raining during the event, and when staff escorted the president indoors, the president appeared confused and weak, and it was enough to keep his pants wet while he was indoors. He said it was difficult. The country of Niger has announced the end of its military ties with the United States.
Don’t expect Biden to comment on this. His staff is worried that he will say his name incorrectly. Two-thirds of American adults want to watch new movies on streaming at home instead of going to the theater. That way, the women are staring at their phones the whole movie, forcing you to rewind the movie 13 times to find out what happened. You all do the same, right? On Friday, Vice President Kamala Harris and rapper Fat Joe met to discuss reducing penalties for marijuana. Next we will be discussing vanilla ice cream and global warming. New research shows that awake people are more unhappy, anxious, and depressed. Or maybe it’s the other way around. People who are unhappy, anxious, and depressed are more awake. Either way, they’re ugly. Pet rock, which was popular in the 1970s, is making a comeback in South Korea. Like the classic toy, the stone is packaged in a cardboard box, but is called a “Biden”. Hertz’s CEO has resigned after the company’s bet on electric vehicles failed. So they’re bringing in new bosses to bring prices down.
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I’m old enough to remember that. A second man was charged in 2005 with stealing the ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz. And I think there has to be an easier way to tell your family that you’re gay. The small Arab nation of Qatar is apparently considering expelling the Hamas leadership, according to reports. No word yet on whether Harvard University will do the same. 60% of likely voters oppose Biden’s secret flights that transported 300,000 illegal immigrants across the United States. Some people oppose forcing illegal immigrants to fly on United Airlines, saying it is cruel and unusual. She became a hot topic when a woman who identified herself as a dog appeared on an Australian radio show. It’s nothing. In America, there are five dogs who identify as female on TV shows.
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Now, on to the monologue. Bad news, everyone. Jesse Watters has passed away…I have decided not to appear on this show until his book is published. In other words…I was fooled! Yep, it’s time for “You’re Cheating” with as much legitimate coverage as Dylan Mulvaney’s bra pads. It’s a media playbook written by left-wing coaches. First they lie, then they attack you by saying it’s a lie. And while it may be a lie, they say it still fits into a pattern of other lies that they believe to be true. And so we ended up with this weekend’s disaster. The media claimed they expected “bloodshed” if Trump loses. Of course, if Biden’s policies continue, that excludes Trump’s mention of the auto industry. Indeed, the media attacked the context, like the microphone I hid in a construction worker’s entryway toilet.
I said it was a bad joke. This is what President Trump actually said.
Donald Trump: Let me say something to China, if you’re listening, President Xi and you and I are friends, but President Xi understands how to deal with me. You’re building a giant monster car manufacturing plant in Mexico right now, and you think you’re going to take it and not hire Americans and sell the cars to us. Now we’re going to impose a 100% tariff on every car that comes through the line, and if I win I won’t be able to sell them. Now, if I don’t get elected, the whole thing will be a disaster…that would be the bare minimum. It will be a bloodbath for the country. That would suck.
Conservatives outraged that Trump’s ‘bloody’ comments were taken out of context: ‘Deceptive’ headline
“That’s the bare minimum.” Well then, here you go. Apparently, President Trump’s “bloodshed” was referring to the impact that imports from China and Mexico are having on our auto industry. President Trump did not say anyone would bathe in blood. Even Pelosi actually bathes in blood to stay in shape. But Trump’s actual words make this New York Times headline about as accurate as Stevie Wonder playing cornhole. “Bloody”, really? Once again, it’s the media whores who pretend to misunderstand the metaphor. The truth, of course, is that it’s just a deliberate disinformation machine doing what it does best. Take something out of context, create a story around it, and trust your media friends to amplify it. And many other media hacks were done assuming you were too stupid to notice. This is CNN’s Nancy Pelosi, the source of the hoax.
Nancy Pelosi: We just have to win this election because he even predicts bloodshed. What does that mean? Will he go on a bloodbath? There’s something wrong here. As much as I respect the American people and their goodness, how much more do they have to see from him to understand that this is not the essence of our country?
That was scary. I thought I was watching the latest version of Faces of Death. Let’s talk about tough questions. It’s not every day you see a lot of softballs being thrown outside a lesbian barbecue. Hey Dana, now close your eyes or something so I can see you’re alive. But like most of Trump’s hoaxes, this one withstood as much scrutiny as Jesse’s hair in the wind tunnel. He looks quite bald. Why is that? Well, we have changed. We have learned that the media cannot be trusted. We know we need to check their work because they don’t do it themselves. It wasn’t always like this. Remember the “respectable people” hoax? Everyone fell in love with it, including Fox. But thanks to some of us, and many others outside this network and others who tenaciously exposed the hoax, Americans are now smarter and more knowledgeable about the hoax creator.
Pelosi hints after rally statement that Trump was planning for ‘major bloodshed’ if he didn’t win
We question all stories like this and ask questions to find context. This never happened before. Now that’s the case. And props to Elon Musk’s X. Under the old regime, this would have been classified as fact before you even got out of bed. But now that the full picture is clear, the hoax makers have had to change tack. It doesn’t matter if it’s taken out of context, Trump is said to be capable of anything. right. Speaking of nonsense, it’s the Democratic Party. Let’s cover up our smell problem. No, this bastard got caught again. These people are like robbers and robbers who forget their getaway car and commit a crime, but are left with a man and a speed stick incident. Now, we see the media shifting towards things that are not true, but are true in the context of other misinformation. Indeed, this hoax is based on other hoaxes. To believe that Trump literally means genocide, you have to believe the “respectable people” hoax, the “Jussie Smollett” hoax, the “drunk bleach” hoax, and so on. It’s like saying you should believe in the Easter Bunny because the Tooth Fairy exists. But while we watch the hoax collapse in shock, the Democratic Party remains sheltered within the hoax bubble. They are as immune to the truth as hunters are to penicillin. But maybe it’s President Trump himself. I mean, he’s an overachiever. Democratic media never uses the word “bloodshed,” right?
Montage of media saying the word “bloodshed”: Politico.com is reporting tonight on the “bloodshed” at the RNC. Joe Biden was just talking about his concerns about negative “bloodshed.” And the headline calls it an impending “bloodbath.” The election may not be a “blood festival” for the Democratic Party. Perhaps this will be “bloody”. That would be “bloodshed”. “Bloodfest” at the ballot box.
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I think contractions call it projection. That may be why you feel like throwing up projectiles right now. So how do they think they can get around this problem? Are they that stupid and delusional or just lazy? Don’t make us choose. They sweat harder than Judge Jeanine going through the metal detectors at the airport because they know we’re watching them. We are no longer fooled by it. The purpose of the media is not to provide information, but to use any means necessary to persuade and conform people. So Democrats are probably justified in insisting on one word: “bloodbath.” Perhaps because public opinion polls indicate that there may be more bloodshed in the future.
