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Happy Monday everyone. Okay, let’s get started. Barack Obama met with Joe Biden and is said to have told him that if Biden doesn’t make changes, Donald Trump will win. Biden responded, “Thank you, son, please park your car there.” Because he doesn’t know where he is. Speaking of the president, he is currently leading a record-breaking 11 embassy evacuations, the second-best record broken after most children sniffed in one hour. Horrible.
Two Canadian men whose genders were swapped at birth 70 years ago have finally received a formal apology from their government. Justin Trudeau can relate, having just learned that his father is Fidel Castro. I don’t know. Dogs can understand the meaning of nouns, according to new research. They are also very good at understanding commands such as “sit”. I do not understand. Pawn shop inventories are exploding, according to a new report, which could be a sign that things remain tough for many Americans. Good news? I bought Claudine Gay glasses.
A huge new government spending bill signed into law on Saturday bans flying Pride flags in embassies around the world. So how do you find the perfect spot for brunch? Hamas asks. That way, you can find the best brunch spots in New York. Look for the pride flag. I thought I’d try to explain. A new poll finds that church attendance is declining in most religious groups. Perhaps the nude hit on “Fox & Friends Weekend” was a success. It’s no surprise that playground bullies grow up to earn more money in middle age, according to a new study. Adults tend to spend more on lunch. Did you know that today is International Waffle Day? No wonder Brian Stelter puts all his calls to voicemail. Because he’s fat. And finally, the FDA agreed to remove posts warning about the use of ivermectin to treat COVID-19. But officials still recommend wearing a mask if you’re a horse race fan.
Okay. Let’s do a monologue.
So a Berkeley professor is once again under fire for telling the truth. In an online student and teacher forum, Professor Jonathan Shewchuk responded to a student asking for dating advice: “If you want a girlfriend, get out of the Bay Area.” Solid advice. But this is the advice I would give to someone who is looking not just for a decent date, but for a decent apartment, a place to park without windows being smashed, and sidewalks that aren’t an obstacle course of human feces. is the same as Get out of the Bay Area. It’s valid for everything. Then the professor continued, “It’s better that way almost anywhere else on Earth.” [dating.] You’d be shocked at the stark difference in how women behave in places where there are a lot of women and how they behave within gunning distance of San Jose, San Francisco. ”
Now, asking a college professor for dating tips might not be the best idea. You will be as lonely as I was in a gathering of ugly men. However, the professor makes a good point. In fields where there are few options, there will be fewer options. It’s better to stack the odds in your favor. That’s why I picked up women in the Planet Fitness locker room. Now, I don’t want to speak for Shewchuck, but perhaps someone should. Because a SWAT team should be surrounding Gavin Newsom’s home by now. But in reality, what the professor professes is simply the law of supply and demand.
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Apparently, his belief is that there are fewer women in the area than straight men would like. And it can be a little hard to read between the lines with the women out there. translation? Joy Behar’s personality with Joy Behar’s body. I’m the type of woman who thinks tradition means letting your armpit hair grow free-range. Agree. For us this is simple math, but for the left it is shockingly xenophobic. Of course, the ensuing outrage was as predictable as finding Kilmeade crying in the bathroom. The girls were hyperventilating at the thought of being treated like objects, but some of them must have been very lucky. The only thing that targets them is their cat. And if these girls slip and fall, wouldn’t it be a feast for the cat?
But it’s interesting. When you desire a woman, she feels objectified, and now when you try to move away from her, she becomes objectified. Now, as someone who is often the subject of a customer, I can tell you that denying the basic reality that most women love men does women no good. I try to tell them to resist the urge to smother me in whipped cream, but that only hurts them more. But denying this fundamental truth about men and women is neither liberating nor satisfying. Which leads me to writing Trey Gordy erotica by myself on Saturday nights. know. But it also creates a disastrous political party.
Don’t just take my word for it. James Carville, a longtime Democratic strategist. “Too many women are preachy. Don’t drink beer, don’t watch football, don’t eat hamburgers. The conversation is all about how women and women of color decide this election…48 of the voters. % of people who vote are men.” Carville is describing what Michael Mullis calls the AWFL: wealthy, white, female, and liberal. And this is their dunce cap. Their main currency in life is not happiness, but anger. They sell an excess of empathy without the control that mindless Neanderthals like pigs provide. You see, we humans know our shortcomings. Understood. We are insensitive. We rarely cry. We prefer boxing to book club. But our shortcomings are tied to our strengths.
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We often think in extremes about outcomes. Remember when men talked for months about the decline of the Roman Empire while women just looked on in bewilderment? That’s what men do. We look down the road, buy guns, take self-defense classes, and install bucket toilets in the game room. Empathy and emotion are great strengths for women, but are they suppressed? You end up in strange places, and so do men. For example, competing in a women’s swimming competition. That’s ironic. When it comes to crime, immigration, sports, and even relationships, what hurts women the most is their delusional sympathy for the latest cause. You can root for the end of society because it makes you feel something. And because great men are not kind, wretched carpenters are happy to ignore what great men can do. This is journalist Carla Swisher slamming Elon Musk on Bill Maher’s show.
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Imagine how many quadriplegics heard that and wanted to point the finger at her. But awful people like Swisher are happy to ignore all of the men’s accomplishments. But maybe Kara, being indifferent to her own feelings is what it takes to save the world. Something Swisher would never do because he’s too busy getting angry about tweets.
So, naturally, the professor is now forced to meet with school officials and issue a groaning apology that he never meant to blame innocent people. Sorry, Jonathan, but you are right. And you just achieved your goal, buddy. Because whoever the child is who takes your advice, you’ve done him a favor. You told him the truth. That they are not innocent.
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Angry, ultra-liberal women in the Bay Area are scaring away who could be their best partner. And they are left alone with the cause. And if you want to get attention, you have to poop in public just like everyone else. So the question remains, why? Does it really make sense for Democrats to always demonize 50% of their voters? Men may not be better, but they’re half as good. So why not meet halfway and pick up the bill?
