In his final monologue on Friday’s broadcast of HBO’s “Real Time,” host Bill Maher said, “We’re not in the middle of a time when the coronavirus hit and America drenched itself and found itself empty. “Because of this, America is better off than it was four years ago.” I overreacted to the coronavirus pandemic and curled into a ball in my pocket.
Maher said, “Both Biden and Trump are asking voters the age-old question, are you better now than you were four years ago?, and somebody’s asking them, everybody’s answer is, ‘You’re kidding.’ I have to tell you that,” he said. Four years ago? Yes, I remember March 2020. I was bartering for toilet paper and eating all the food in the earthquake kit. Yes, what a wonderful time it was when the coronavirus spread and America curled up, wet and emptying its pockets. And let me tell you, I don’t enjoy characterizing my country as panicking, inefficient, and fixated on stupid things, but that’s our country. And nothing proves that more than his escape from hell four years ago. ”
After Maher spoke about the lack of treatment and isolation of passengers onboard the ship. costa luminosa “Some people said it made no sense to close schools for this long and would cause even more collateral damage to our children, and they were right,” the cruise ship’s Maher said. “Four years ago… The Daily Beast published an article with the headline “.Bill Maher backs Steve Bannon’s Wuhan lab [COVID] conspiracy…, which was typical of mainstream media at the time. Of course, it wasn’t a conspiracy theory, and it wasn’t owned by Steve Bannon. And now everyone, including the Biden administration, admits there is at least a 50-50 chance that the virus originated in a lab in Wuhan. They were conducting research on acquiring functions of viruses. However, it is rare to see the revocation printed. ”
He added: “When the coronavirus hit, we did a lot of stupid things because America never reacts, only overreacts.” Uber looked like an Orthodox Jew wrapping himself in saran wrap in case the plane flew over his grave. We washed the mail. For two years, we played baseball in front of cardboard cutouts, ate meals in parking lots and with inflatables, closed the ocean, and banged pots and pans to show our love for nurses. , showed hatred for people trying to put babies to sleep. , I had to get my nostrils fucked every time I left the house, serious people were talking about having sex through a glory hole — and if you don’t know what a glory hole is, I’m not talking about it I don’t look into it — we were told to wash our hands every five minutes and never touch our faces. And if you do have to go to the beach, for all that is holy, please wear a mask while outdoors. The last thing you want to do is get fresh air, sunshine, and vitamin D when the disease is progressing. No, it’s much better to be stuck at home, stressed out, and drinking all day. And if you do get infected with the coronavirus, remember that natural immunity is always the worst kind. Therefore, vaccination is necessary even if you have this disease. ”
Later, Maher said, “We handed out $4 trillion in free money, $280 billion of which was completely stolen in what the Associated Press called “the greatest corruption in American history,” and it sparked an inflationary spiral.” “This is the beginning of what we are now condemning.” About Biden. So are we going to get back the Trump who ignored the coronavirus like it was a dinner check? ”
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