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So, after being criticized for avoiding the media, Joe Biden has finally started making public appearances to disprove the idea that he is dead. And who did he start with? Howard Stern. That is correct. The “King of All Media” interviewed the “Petrifier of All Media”. Fart Man looked weird, and Howard Stern didn’t look all that great either. But what a look it had! Of course, Joe had difficulty hearing the question, not because of his age, but because Howard had his head raised too high above the president’s head. It wasn’t an interview, it was Lewinsky. All that was missing was a blue dress and a real president.
This clearly shows that the king of all media is now the queen of all BJs. Hey, maybe Stern has had a sex change, because all I saw when I watched this interview was one giant dick. Who would have thought that the Stern Show would become a safe haven for spineless babbling old men, and for Joe Biden as well? But what was really remarkable was how Stern glossed over all the lies. Joe spun more yarn with crystal meth than Mother Goose. But that’s the dilemma for Democrats — hide Joe and make him look crazy, or let him talk and remove all doubt. He’s full of bigger things than Joy Behar’s bathtub. First, Joe lied about how he was arrested for protesting while standing on the balcony of a black family’s home.
Joe Biden: He said, “Joey, remember?” True story. He said people should remember when desegregation took place in Linfield, a 70-unit white suburban neighborhood. And I told you, a black family moved in and there were people there protesting. I told her not to go there. And you fell. Remember that? And you come and you stand on your porch with a black family and you get arrested.
Howard Stern: right?
Joe Biden: Was it the police who brought you back? I said, “Yes, Mom, I remember that.”
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When he says “true story,” he means a tip. I’m sure your mother’s memory is different. At the time, she remembers him saying, you remember yourself saying, “Somebody please tell that white kid to get off the porch?” He keeps sniffing our baby’s hair. Of course, no one can find a record of this arrest. they tried. Biden also claimed he was runner-up in state scoring in football.
Biden meets with Howard Stern (Getty Images)
Howard Stern: I don’t think many people know that you were a star receiver in high school. You were like a first string guy. You were the guy who caught the ball.
Joe Biden: Runner-up in state scoring. You know.
Howard Stern: oh.
Hey, you. Stern knows her life story better than he does. But I think the best evidence that Joe Biden played football is his brain damage. Stern then asked another bogus question about him being a lifeguard.
howard stern: Have you ever saved someone’s life when you were a lifeguard? Has someone ever drowned?
Joe Biden: Yeah.
Howard Stern: Did you do it?
Joe Biden: Yeah, well, about six times. Mostly young kids, you know? But, uh…
Howard Stern: Do you blow the whistle and then jump into your swimsuit?
Joe Biden: Yes, I understand.
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Yeah, six kids. Remember the good old days when Howard Stern interviewed intelligent people who could hold their own, like trash whores? Mr. Stern told Mr. Biden that the president had a very cinematic life. He said he had sent it. There’s a movie called Pinocchio. So what happened to Stern? He feels like he’s become everything he once hated. But maybe this is all he really wanted. The role of the commoner was merely an act, a conduit for acceptance by the elites who once hated him. Joe then tells how he was chosen as the most eligible bachelor as a senator in the 70s.
President Biden faced a wave of criticism from both the media and commentators on Friday for stretching the truth in an interview with radio host Howard Stern. (Getty Images)
Joe Biden: When I met Jill, it’s like when I lost a family member. I was placed among the 10 most eligible bachelors list.
Howard Stern: Because you were a United States senator. You were the prey.
Joe Biden: And many wonderful women. But the women would send me photos that were so obscene that I just gave them to the Secret Service.
No, senators are not recognized as members of the Secret Service. Joe Biden didn’t get it until 2008, but he showed his gratitude by swimming naked in front of them in a pool. You can read the headline there. I’m too lazy. So you’re probably wondering who Joe was actually giving these photos to. Are there many retired Senate ushers with pictures of Liz Warren wearing nothing but feathers? But I have to say that only Howard Stern makes Seth Meyers look cutting edge. So he really reinvented himself. He went from being a funny asshole to just a boring asshole.
So Joe’s next stop is the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Drinks that night were vinegar and water. Because that’s what the Douchebag competition offers. The event is currently held in a huge ballroom in Washington, D.C., which is ironic since no one was ever seen holding a ball there. Thousands of media, politicians, and needy celebrities came together to tell each other how great they are. It’s like working for Kim Jong Un. A group of weak and frightened people pretending to like the tyrant so they don’t get eaten by the tyrant’s dogs. The event was hosted by Colin Jost, who rose to fame for bashing Scarlett Johansson. But if that’s your claim to fame, you should claim that fame, I get it. However, standing on the podium, he did what was expected of him. He made some jokes that were like knock-knock jokes to those directed at media other than Joe and Fox.
It’s hard to say which of Stern’s interviews, Colin’s jokes, or Biden himself had less real meaning, but the weakest was how Jost turned the comedy into a preachy dedication to Biden. It was expensive. His joke wasn’t meant to be funny at all, just to express surprise that America could prefer Trump over Joe. As for Prez, he managed to get to his feet and received a standing ovation. But his speech was the usual combo of oddly laughing shots at Trump. Why repeat him? You’ve heard his story before, but it’s not something you’ve heard at Stern or Washington, D.C. And that’s what’s happening in America and abroad.
No wonder they like to joke about Trump, who isn’t the president. It’s hard to make jokes about violent crime, war, crippling inflation, mental illness, illegal immigration, homelessness, illegal immigration, fentanyl overdoses, transgender combatants, and, of course, American hostages. But whether you’re Howard Stern or Joe Biden, it’s better to isolate yourself from the crowd surrounded by wealth, comfort, and power and hope all of America doesn’t notice. But we do.
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In some ways, Mr. Stern and Mr. Biden are very similar, posing as men of the people but actually finding people disgusting. But if it’s any consolation, the feeling is mutual.
