Christian satirical group Babylon Bee has released a new video that is sure to outrage the left while everyone else laughs. ”woke up jesus. ”
The clip follows an awakened Jesus as he wanders the countryside, speaking in a pseudo-British accent the famous commands and truths of the Gospels, but with a left-field twist.
“Do not be afraid,” the awakened Jesus gently replies to Martha. “Because Lazarus will come to life again with this vote-by-mail.”
The video begins with Wake Jesus walking down the street, and as people follow him, he tells them, “If someone slaps you on the right cheek, turn around and slap them on the other cheek.” Give them yours — as long as they’re not Republicans, feel free to say that.” Punch them in the face. ”
boom.
Yes, it appears that the Jesus who woke up is exactly what the left dreamed and imagined. He supports all their important causes.
His stance on abortion is this: “Let the children come to me, and don’t prevent them. If they might be born into poverty or if they bother your party lifestyle. In that case, feel free to kill them.” “
Image source: YouTube screenshot
Wondering how Wake Jesus feels about transgender issues? He declares: “Haven’t you read that in the beginning God created them men and women, and genderqueers, femboys, trans men, trans women, two spirits…”
The video intermittently returns to Wake Jesus as he continues to talk about endlessly ridiculous, multiple genders while Wake Jesus’ voice fades out and another scene takes over. People who identify as “bigender, non-binary, demi-boy, omnigender, pangender,” straight people, and big fancy buildings. ”
Do you think Wake Jesus believes in the saying “Love your enemies”? Think again.
“You’ve heard it said, ‘Hate your enemy,’ and let me tell you, it’s true,” Wake Jesus said, then turned to a familiar visual aid. . “And based on Marxist intersectionality theory, here is a handy little diagram to help you understand who the enemy is.”
Image source: YouTube screenshot
“Less white people”
The greatest satirical criticism may have been that a wealthy young ruler approached Jesus and asked, “What must I do to be saved?”
We are familiar with the Gospel account of Jesus selling all his possessions, giving to the poor, and then saying, “Come, follow me.”
Jesus did not wake up.
Image source: YouTube screenshot
In order to be saved, Jesus woke up and told the man to stop being white.
The narrator then says, “The man was so white that he walked away sadly.” ah!
One would think that an awakened Jesus would at least have the compassion to raise his friend Lazarus from the dead, but when Martha approached Jesus in tears, she said, “Lord, if You were here, , my brother Lazarus would not have died.” When Jesus woke up, he had other things on his mind.
“Do not be afraid,” the awakened Jesus gently replies to Martha. “Because Lazarus will come to life again with this vote-by-mail.”
Image source: YouTube screenshot
“Woke Jesus” hits keep coming.
- “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one will come to their father except to reduce their carbon footprint and get 12 doses of the vaccine like I did.”
- “Destroy your enemies, curse those who bless you, and burn down your entire country if you don’t get your way.”
Wake Jesus went on to support “pretty naive” left-wing tactics of “wealth redistribution” and “a new health care bill that would force people to buy insurance, because I — I’m a good person.” There is. His answer to the evils of capitalism? “Feed the rich!” chant.
Check it out:
woke up jesusyoutube.be
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