Every professional wrestler goes through phases in their career, but who would have guessed that Stone Cold Steve Austin would turn cat dad? The Texas Rattlesnake captivates Instagram daily by documenting the two most important things in his life, Pancho and Macho, at Broken Skull Ranch in a way that only Stone Cold can.
Austin shows off his Pancho summer style with commentary that only he can provide.
“Such a handsome cat. I’m telling you, this is a really nice cat.”
Stone Cold loves his cat Pancho Really He knows how to piss Steve off by not listening to him when it’s time for bed.
Hearing Austin yell “Pancho!” like an action movie star dropping his best friend out of a helicopter while the cat pretends not to hear him and walks away is simply magical.
It also includes details about the air-conditioned cat room they built in the ranch to keep the cats cool in the heat of a Texas summer.
Pancho is the obvious star when it comes to Austin’s cat content, but don’t forget his orange kitten, Macho, who is quickly becoming a star.
If you’ve ever thought, “What I really need in life is a video of Stone Cold Steve Austin petting a cat while Ted Nugent’s Stranglehold plays,” don’t worry, he’s got your back.
The channel is almost entirely cat videos and people are going crazy for it. With each post, they get more love for Austin, the father of the most adorable and coolest cat on the planet. Austin doesn’t hesitate to call his cat a “bastard” when he deserves it and doesn’t care what people think about it.
And here’s the bottom meow, because cat dad Steve Austin said so.
