Santa Selby has checked his list over and over again and everyone knows the rest.
A few nights before Christmas, as Santa Selby prepares to deliver Merry Christmas wishes and presents, there is no sign of the Jets or Giants in the house.
At the top of Santa's list is a healthy Patrick Mahomes. Chiefs Kingdom will be playing with their franchise's injured ankle for the rest of the game. Santa has never witnessed a three-peat Super Bowl champion. There's no Taylor Swift either. Carson Wentz isn't there either. No one else has it. The 2024 Chiefs bear little resemblance to the feared powerhouse, but Santa knows a healthy Mahomes will always give them a chance.
Santa being Santa, he wants everyone to be happy, and he has a soft spot in his heart for the Bills Mafia and the four-game Super Bowl losing streak that Jim Kelly's sons endured in the early '90s. So Santa is in no way opposed to Josh Allen earning the No. 1 seed and securing a chance to get revenge on Mahomes at North Pole Orchard Park with a first-round bye, especially for wing purposes in Verville. This is true in the case of an itinerary that includes planned stops. Izakaya.
