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Trump Comes Up With Genius Idea For Who Should Run America’s Canada: Wayne Gretzky

Trump is trying to build an American empire here! I love it!

After the kids opened their Christmas presents, I thought that was the end of the presents. From there, I just focused on watching soccer and eating holiday dinners. But as it turned out, there was one more Christmas present left: a series of tweets from President-elect Donald Trump.

On the birthday of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, the greatest president this country has ever seen (Trump, duh) announced the most amazing president we have ever seen. I posted a few tweets. And oh, that glory is real. (Related: Leftist academia shows massive hypocrisy with big increase in Big Ten carbon emissions)

Not only is my man here red, white and blue trying to take over Canada, Greenland and the Panama Canal, but especially about our neighbor to the north, Trump is great about who should run the show as prime minister. We've got an idea (or should we say governor): the legendary Wayne Gretzky, the best player in National Hockey League history. The president-elect revealed that he spent part of Christmas with “The Great One” but the pair had cut it off.

“I have parted ways with Wayne Gretzky, the 'Greatest' known in the hockey world. I said, “Wayne, why don't you run for Prime Minister of Canada, soon to be known as Governor-General of Canada? You'll win easily and you won't even have to campaign,'' Trump wrote. . “Even though he wasn't interested, I think Canadians should start a Wayne Gretzky draft campaign. It would be a lot of fun to watch!”

And that Grade A post came right after those classic pieces.

Well, this is really great…America is back!

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