The boys in “South Park” are devastated.
President Lucasfilm, who shattered more power than Kathleen Kennedy and Darth Vader, Retirement to a remote house.
“But actually having a victim of the dead and willing to do it is a drug that is too big for me to swallow.”
When Disney spent $4 billion on the Star Wars universe in 2012, Kennedy, now 71, boasts the Raiders of the Lost Ark, ET and Gremlins on his resume.
And she – for a while. Her first film, Star Wars: Force Awaykens, made all her money in 2015 ($2 billion to be precise);
Since then, it has been roughly sled, culminating in the “South Park” episode in which Kennedy's stand-in reveals her storytelling strategy – “Put your chick in! Make her slit and gay.”
“Star Wars” fans prayed that Kennedy would leave the franchise before it was too late. And it might be too late after flops like “Acolite” and “Star Wars: Skeleton Crew.”
Ah, she drove her nails in the co-op of the “Indiana Jones” franchise.
Kennedy, please bow. It will take years to cancel the damage you caused. We'll always be There's a lesbian space witchbut. They can't take it from her…
Trophy Twit
(Movie) I don't know much about history…
A new report from anonymous Oscar voters shed some melancholy light on the state of Hollywood. So some of the people pulling the academy strings are not featured in film lore.
Is it the right case? Two 2025 voters opposed to giving Ralph Fiennes the “Conclave” Best Actor Trophy.
Rather than they opposed the film's super positive take, there was an ending that felt like it was written by MSNBC cast-off Joy Reid in the search for a new pope.
No, the voters in question praised the actor's work (he's always solid). He didn't want to praise him, as they recalled. There was already a golden statue.
Except… he doesn't.
Doing a 10-second Google search on a topic is probably too much to ask…
Ice Queen will be lovely
So, how difficult was that?
Rachel Zegler's “Snow White” will open next month, with the Woker-Than Woke starlet singing another song about the project. Zegler caught the fever last year after destroying the sauce material as stifling, quaint, and ah, sexist.
She then torched President Donald Trump and his Magazine Brock, saying, “Never knows peace.” Amazing actress. A poor marketer.
It is clear that she is coached at Damage Control 101 and is eager to compensate for her brave comments. Why she's in the Mexican version of Vogue The dislike she experienced is actually good.
“I interpret people's feelings about this film as passion. …What an honor to be part of something that people feel so passionate about. We don't always agree with everyone around us.
Someone just passed the remedy public relations… Congratulations!
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Oscars are Sunday nights and anyone hoping to return to glamour and charm may be disappointed. Expect resistance theatre all night.
why?
I've seen it over the past few weeks with the Screen Actors Guild Award, American Director Guild Honors, and various related soires.
And sadly, the wisdom that follows is not like sage. Consider the Red Carpet Word Salad by “American Pie” alumnus Natasha Lyonne.
But having a victim of the dead and willing to do it is a drug that is too big for me to swallow. … Beyond the likes of dialectics around the oligarchs, otherwise, when I think of my children, or like a 12-year-old girl who can't get an abortion or anything, or that really, it's like tearing me apart.
Have a prime time gig to this woman at the 2028 Democratic National Convention.
Do you need more? Try Justin Simien, creator of “Dear White Man.” Film Independer Spirit Awards Gala.
“If we're serious about stopping the coup of white nationalists taking over this country, why not amplify black history?
Can this year's Oscar ceremony be lower than the highest ever rated? With such a speech, it certainly got a chance to fight.
