Ranking NFL schedule release videos as judged by my girlfriend, who knows nothing about sports

We often find ourselves immersed in the online world, especially when it comes to NFL memes and news. There’s something particularly captivating about schedule release videos, and it’s likely that the average fan might not be as engaged online.

With that thought in mind, I asked my girlfriend to help me evaluate the latest schedule release videos. It’s impressive how much her NFL knowledge has expanded since we started dating, and I find it quite admirable. Together, we ranked the 2025 NFL Schedule Release Videos, ensuring she understood the references, particularly for those who might not be familiar with the sport. So, here we go! All her quotes are included exactly as she articulated them.

1. Los Angeles Chargers: “I think it’s a solid 10/10. The detail and the series of inside jokes make it really enjoyable. The appearance of Saquon Barkley was the highlight.”

2. Seattle Seahawks: “I thought it was a blast; it brought back a childhood feel.”

3. San Francisco 49ers: “I genuinely enjoyed it. It felt very relatable and connected.”

4. Minnesota Vikings: “It was pretty awesome; I loved the teddy bear and dead battery tattoos.”

5. Los Angeles Rams: “Brenda’s song is fantastic! I really love her vibe; she’s fierce. Right now, her song is all the news I need.”

6. New York Jets: “It was impressive! A lot of effort went into this, and the details showed.”

7. Buffalo Bills: “The initial part got me; it was genuinely funny. I’m not sure who Allen Iverson is, but he seems cool. Hope he’s doing well.”

8. Atlanta Falcons: “Really fun to watch, and I respect the niche references.

9. Kansas City Chiefs: “It was an easy watch—enjoyed playing along and getting some answers right. Andy Reid still gives me the chills.”

10. Las Vegas Raiders: “Not quite sure of the references, but I liked it. They seem to be having a great time at Allegiant.”

11. Baltimore Ravens: “Though I haven’t seen anyone retire, it’s definitely what I wanted. Very well done and relevant.”

12. New York Giants: “It was a lot of fun, I’ve watched at least three seasons.”

13. Denver Broncos: “Congrats to Bronco Junior.”

14. Tennessee Titans: “A pretty unique concept, and they executed it well.”

15. New Orleans Saints: “That’s a dream team! A solid fresh start for them.”

16. Carolina Panthers: “I liked it; I hope the guy doesn’t actually live in the stadium.”

17. Jacksonville Jaguars: “Shout out to Ashton Hall for self-awareness. Jag is totally in tune with the media.”

18. Pittsburgh Steelers: “It was adorable. I’m glad they could spot their ‘sasquatch.’

19. Arizona Cardinals: “Felt like watching the launch of a rap career. The aesthetic reminded me of a Gatorade ad, but they seemed to really enjoy it.”

20. Dallas Cowboys: “They appeared to be having a blast; it was really entertaining.”

21. Indianapolis Colts: “Why didn’t they stick with Minecraft? The shift was cute though.”

22. Chicago Bears: “It was cute. Chicago could definitely use more Ben Johnsons, just keeping the fun alive.”

23. Washington Commanders: “Another super fun video. I have a soft spot for video game themes.”

24. Houston Texans: “Great way to take charge of H-Town.”

25. Detroit Lions: “Really enjoyed the camera work and the city tour, but it was a bit dull.”

26. Miami Dolphins: “It’s nice… hard to put into words. Short and sweet, and had an aesthetic feel—like a Gatorade ad.”

27. Green Bay Packers: “It felt trippy; did they actually accomplish their mission? It got some laughs.”

28. Philadelphia Eagles: “Was that it? Booing, tomato, tomato, tomato (/I mimicked throwing tomatoes).

29. Cleveland Browns: “Browney and Co seemed experimental. I think they lost the narrative. Very much has an AI vibe.”

30. Cincinnati Bengals: “I’m not following this, but there’s a lot of basketball. Not that captivating.”

31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: “This felt like it took ages. Hope he didn’t need to send an email to sort it out.”

32. New England Patriots: “Not impressed.”