Imagining a Dystopian Future
Picture this: It’s the year 2033. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rules as Supreme Empress of the Decolonized States of America. Her first act? Banning all nicotine products and sentencing the top brass of Philip Morris to ten years of hard labor in a labor camp in Humboldt County, California, where they’ll harvest marijuana by day and attend DEI struggle sessions at night.
You find out about this on a cold Monday evening in winter. The image of Philip Morris executives being led into a Pride-themed gulag sends a shiver down your spine. After dinner, which consisted of a plant-based “meat” concoction in your rent-controlled pod, you take your last Zyn and stroll through the city, hoping to clear your mind.
As you walk, what do you notice? You pass a “safe” injection site where individuals can inject heroin and ketamine—all funded by taxpayers. Just a short distance away, you see a mobile vasectomy van among many lined up across the city. A line of men, looking pale and beaten down, snakes down the sidewalk. Their heads are bowed, eyes glued to their phones, lost in state-run porn sites, waiting for a procedure that will literally cut them off from any future.
Honestly, it sounds like a scene straight out of a dystopian nightmare, but maybe it’s not that far-fetched. Just consider what was discussed at the recent Democratic National Convention: free vasectomies for men, free abortions for women. This encapsulates the current Democratic platform—supporting habits that threaten civilization while undermining foundational elements like religion and the nuclear family.
Take Tim Walz, for instance—his desire to tax nicotine heavily while allowing injection sites is just one example. For some, the college football fan enjoying ALPs at tailgates is the real issue, while the Ivy League student who degenerates through excessive drug use is somehow overlooked. Meanwhile, J.D. Vance—a family man—is labeled “weird,” yet the Brooklyn hipster who got a vasectomy at 35 and now has no offspring is considered perfectly normal.
It’s hard to fathom the irony when contemplating the Left’s fixation on transitioning minors. A working-class individual is penalized for enjoying a few beers and cigarettes, yet parents who permit their children to undergo sex changes receive accolades for their “brave” parenting. In this worldview, young Kathy, who imagines she’s a dinosaur, deserves subsidized puberty blockers, but Frank the construction worker ends up paying extra taxes on his ALPs.
All in all, it’s time for American men—regardless of their vices—to step up. Liberals have already wreaked havoc on a civilized society. Essential aspects of masculinity, like enjoying cold beers and smoking, cannot be allowed to fade away; otherwise, we risk becoming just like the typical DNC voter—stoned and unable to contribute to the future.
