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Christmas Tree That Survived Historically Devastating Hurricane Can’t Survive Jill Biden

As Dr. Jill Biden prepares for a low-key retirement in Rehoboth Beach after leaving the White House, she and her husband's administration can still make America worse before riding off into the sunset.

Dr. Jill received The 2024 White House Christmas Tree in North Carolina's Blue Ridge Mountains, which was recently damaged by Hurricane Helen. The Frasier fir tree managed to survive the Category 4 storm, but it couldn't handle the Biden family's uncanny ability to mess things up and embarrass a lot of people in the process.

If you have a beautiful tree still standing after a devastating storm, you might want to give it some rest. Let him live a little more in the fresh mountain air instead of cutting him down, dragging him to the White House, and having the bland Dr. Jill adorn him with cheap trinkets. (Related: White House rebels against accepting tap dancers who support police abolition)

Last Christmas, Dr. Jill pulled off a similar Grinch-like move, dragging in a group of woke tap dancers to perform a bizarre version of “The Nutcracker Suite.”

This stunt was not only creepy, but also confirmed that Dr. Jill was a middle-brow man with no taste. It was so creepy and disgusting that it was almost painful to watch the video. It was also a nightmare.

So this Christmas season, please keep poor Frasier fir in your thoughts. Like the president himself, slowly decaying in the White House surrounded by woke Schmendricks is a horrible way to die.

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