In 1930, a man named Haaland Sanders began selling fried chicken from a roadside restaurant in Corbyn, Kentucky. The restaurant eventually became a global franchise Kentucky Fried Chicken, more commonly known as KFC. It has been worshipped for generations.
But now, many people are pledging what they've been pledging from restaurants for their lives.
The latest KFC commercial – a blend of eerie cult behavior and a less subtle hint of cannibalism – is likely to have Sanders lying in his grave.
Pat Grey from “Pat Grey Lawnshed” plays the full commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-vksvivqxo
This is a brief summary of what happens in a two-minute ad. A young man walking alone in a fog forest. He suddenly encounters a chicken staring at him from behind a tree. Then, from the blue, a puffy vest descends from the sky to the woman. Then many people wearing similar clothes hide and surface to surround the man and woman and face each other. The man's clothes are suddenly swapped and become consistent with the group.
After that, a giant golden egg appears, and a cult-like group begins to carry it somewhere, making these strange, spinning moves. This group arrives with eggs on a huge lake of gravy. The woman then carries the man to Lake Gravy and sinks. He is a huge chicken tender as she pulls him back. She holds him over her head, and the group stomps and cheers in preparation for her next meal.
Co-host Keith Marinack says, “It feels like a demonic ritual.”
In addition, there appears to be an insinuation that the meat used by restaurants is “human.”
“You dipped a human in the juices and he became fried chicken. … So odd,” Pat completely incredible. “It was probably a strange king.”
“It was insane. It was evil. It was demon,” Keith says. “They are no longer hiding.”
To see the commercial, see the clip above.
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