Gutfeld: Dems are getting desperate and stupid

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Please put your pants back on. Have a nice Monday, everyone. Please roll, thank you. That means 86% of Americans now agree that Joe Biden is too old to serve a second term, according to a new poll. And the remaining 14% said they were too old to perform last rites. I know it was grueling. You can see that there is a problem when it comes to percentages.[age] The percentage of Americans who say you’re too old is actually higher than your age. It is impossible to get 86% of people to oppose murder. But think about it, 86% of Americans are finally united. Joe Biden’s promise has finally come true. He brought us together. I mean, I believe he’s fucked up, but still. But what’s even sadder is that it took a special counsel investigation to make stalled Democrats understand what has been obvious to us for a long time. That they are brain dead just like him. Robert Hur’s investigation may have been about Biden’s handling of classified documents, but as it turned out, it was actually a medical examination of a missing elderly man in the White House. And the result is exactly what we already knew. The lights are on, but no one is home. Now, you know things are bad for the left after losing the woman who slept with Bill Clinton. But so is Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton: I talk to people in the White House all the time. And, you know, they know it’s a problem. But what I’m saying is, look. it’s a legitimate problem.

So Hilary went from this “I’m with her” to this “I’m with Her.” Huh? That’s pretty smart. Oh shut up. So maybe she thinks she can replace Biden if Gavin Newsom and Michelle Obama commit suicide. As you know, asking questions is not against the law. But things get even worse. In the progressive mothership, the New York Times focused on this dark moment for President Biden, publishing three editorials questioning his temperament and cognitive acuity. They even incorporated it into Sunday’s crossword puzzle. The clue on the side 9 was a corpse eating ice cream and farting.

Terrible, very awful.

“Biden’s age and absence from public life have combined to undermine public trust,” the newspaper said. “He looks like he’s hiding, or worse, being hidden.” Sure, the staff would like to put a sheet over him if they could, but that’s just a lunch with Robert Byrd. It just brings back memories of. He was in the KKK, [t]Let me remind people. So Joe loses it and the Democrats are freaking out. “I’m a Biden supporter, and I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every two hours crying myself to sleep. This is terrible for the Democratic Party,” Democratic consultant Paul Begala said on CNN. he said.

Biden’s upcoming physical exam will not include a cognitive test, the White House says.

Yeah, it’s terrible for Democrats, but it’s also terrible for your wife. I mean, she was married to Paul Begala, and he wet the bed. But there are also holdouts. Still, the LA Times argues that Biden’s age is actually his superpower, as Joe once came of age when politicians championed big causes. right? That’s like saying Iron Man’s superpower is rust. Let’s take a closer look at Super Joe. Can you tell me what kind of superpower this is?

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Apparently, Joe’s superpowers don’t include talking or walking. If he had superpowers, his name would be “The Stumbler”. Of course, the White House has responded by saying, “We do not condemn the Republican Party’s desperation to forget the Biden presidency.” No, the problem isn’t that Republicans are trying to forget. Remember, the report says it doesn’t know when Joe was vice president. He is the one who forgets things. But the question I always have is, is this really dementia? about it. What if the disease was due to stolen courage? So even young Joe Biden was a dishonest, immoral, narcissistic man.

Saying that Joe has dementia is like saying that heroin can cause drowsiness. So for Joe, dementia may be like frosting on an already bad cupcake. And that’s the problem for America, and that’s why the Democratic Party is becoming desperate and stupid. The Biden-Harris campaign just joined communist China’s social media platform TikTok. This comes after Biden signed legislation banning TikTok from government phones. Fortunately, he is too old to be prosecuted. But let’s not forget that TikTok’s mission is to brainwash American users. Fortunately again, Biden remains immune. You can’t wash what you don’t have. That’s why you don’t see Michael Loftus at the laundromat. he has no clothes Okay. But with Biden absent from Sunday’s traditional Super Bowl interview, the White House released a video of Joe complaining about the snacks.

Biden confuses CNN Tapper after missing Super Bowl interview: ‘What is he afraid of?’

President Biden: It’s Super Bowl Sunday. If you’re like me, you like to watch the big game while your boyfriend enjoys a snack or two. When buying snacks for a game, you may have noticed that the sports drink bottle is smaller and the bag of chips has fewer chips, but you’ll still be charged the same amount. I’m tired of so-called shrinkflation. I’m calling on companies to stop this.

Yes, the bag of potato chips was fuller. You know, like today’s Jaws Depends. But think about it. He’s smashing snacks on the universe’s biggest snack day. Talk about not reading the room. It’s like bringing up Roe v. Wade at a baby shower. Thank you, Michael. Now, the Ha report sets up an equation that cannot be solved. Call it the Biden paradox. If Joe Biden is incompetent and too incompetent to prosecute, how could he be a competent person to be president? And if he is capable of being president, why wasn’t he indicted like Trump? Apparently, as Jonathan Turley points out, the answer will be for the White House to hold Robert Herr responsible, not a president who can’t tell the difference between Egypt and Mexico. But as Joe says, denial isn’t just a river in Tijuana.


Let’s speak directly to the traditional reporters, the media, who continue to deny what almost every American knows to be true. This is a watershed moment. We have all heard Mr. Herr’s report. We’ve seen the conclusions of someone who was able to interview the president without media intervention. If you want to regain trust, it might be better to come clean. If we don’t, we’ll end up with one foot in the grave and the other in our mouth, like Joe Biden.



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