After not being photographed for nearly four months, the Princess of Wales has finally been spotted, Britain’s Sun newspaper reported.
According to various reports, Duchess Kate and Prince William were spotted shopping together at Windsor Farm Shops over the weekend. After Kate underwent abdominal surgery in January, she is believed to be happy and healthy.
However, skepticism remains widespread about the princess’ whereabouts, her health, her marriage, and the possibility that the media is covering up a major scandal.
“I’ve been reading a lot of conspiracy theories,” Bridget Fetassi tells Dave Landau and 1/4 Black Garrett.
One such theory is that a Mother’s Day photo of Kate and her three children was photoshopped to include Kate.
“Is she a floating head?” Dave asks.
Another theory is “[Kate] Bridget says she is “non-royal” and “bad things will happen if you don’t marry your cousin.”
However, Duchess Kate’s royal duties will likely resume after Easter.
“Kensington Palace Announcement on January 17th” [stated] “The Duchess of Cambridge has undergone planned abdominal surgery and was not scheduled to take part in royal duties until after Easter,” Dave wrote.
“She’ll rise again,” he jokes.
Watch the video below to hear the cast’s theories about Duchess Kate’s mysterious withdrawal from society.
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