Noah Kahan Issues Bathroom Advice After Philadelphia Concert Incident
Noah Kahan recently shared a candid warning with his fans following a chaotic incident during his concert at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia. A video that circulated online depicted what looked like fecal matter on the floor, gaining quite a bit of attention.
The singer of “Stick Season” urged future attendees of concerts to take bathroom breaks seriously. He even humorously admitted that he’s had his own embarrassing moment performing on stage. “If you have to poop at a show, God, just go to the bathroom, LOL,” Kahan expressed in a post. Reflecting further, he mentioned, “I’ve had my pants down just as much as the next 29-year-old, but after you’ve dealt with that, you have to understand that there are venue employees who will give you a 1000-yard stare.”
Kahan, who is 29, continued with, “I’m on stage in Charlottesville because I’m dedicated to my art.” The discussion was ignited further when a TikTok user posted a clip showing a seat surrounded by what appeared to be feces, leading a friend to comment on their unpleasant seating position amidst a crowd of 45,000.
Meanwhile, another user questioned whether the mess was truly what it seemed, suggesting it could have been mud instead. The situation was compounded when it was revealed that a security guard had to intervene as someone appeared to squat down in the crowd.
At a subsequent tour stop in Toronto, Kahan playfully asked fans to pledge against poor bathroom practices, something that resonated with many. “I solemnly promise not to soil my pants,” he read aloud, joking about not wanting to cause an issue in the venue.
Kahan, who released his fourth studio album, “The Great Divide,” in April, is currently on a substantial 57-stop tour that began in Orlando and will wrap up in Paris later this year.
This incident seems to be part of a broader trend regarding messy toilet habits at live music venues. Even Olivia Rodrigo recently shared her own experiences, noting that she’s seen concert-goers wear diapers to avoid missing out on front-row spots during performances.




