Breaking: Crockett the Rocket, a meteoric rising star in the Democratic Party, has just unseated AOC as the leader of the Imbecile Caucus.
For those unfamiliar, the Imbecile Caucus is comprised of some of the smartest lawmakers in Washington, D.C. — the movers and the swamp shakers, a brain trust of politicians who split atoms in other lifetimes — and includes not only Democrats but several Republicans, such as Israel Rep. Don Bacon and Israel Rep. Brian Mast. (Subscribe to MR. RIGHT, a weekly newsletter about modern masculinity)
Democratic New York Vlogger and part-time Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez previously chaired the Imbecile Caucus. She was the OG. The queen of the left-wing quixotic. However, Democratic Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett seized the mantle late Tuesday night with some shrewd speculation about President Donald Trump’s partnership with AOC’s crush, Elon Musk, and his Vice President, J.D. Vance.
“So name one thing y’all have seen about JD Vance & what he is up to. I was watching clips of Trump & Elon in the Oval Office and thought this is weird, but uhhh even more odd is that he clearly has a partner in crime… it just doesn’t seem to be the flunky he ran with,” Crockett observed.
So name one thing y’all have seen about JD Vance & what he is up to. I was watching clips of Trump & Elon in the Oval Office and thought this is weird, but uhhh even more odd is that he clearly has a partner in crime… it just doesn’t seem to be the flunky he ran with.
— Jasmine Crockett (@JasmineForUS) February 12, 2025
Little did Crockett know, Vance was cooking at the AI Action Summit in Paris, where he delivered his first major international speech.
Vice President JD Vance gave his first major international address today since assuming office at the AI Action Summit in Paris, France. Summary below.
Some of those in attendance were President Macron, Prime Minister Modi, EC President Ursula von der Leyen, UN Secretary-General… pic.twitter.com/dicGU9RukP
— Paul Villarreal (AKA Vince Manfeld) (@AureliusStoic1) February 11, 2025
Maybe Crockett is on to something. Like a vindictive middle school girl, Trump may have just dropped Vance as his bestie pop and replaced him with Musk. Why? No reason.
Either way, if Crockett wants to maintain her leadership position in the Imbecile Caucus and fend off the likes of AOC and cornhusker Donny Bacon, she better keep firing off those hot and spicy late-night X posts. Keep it coming, Jasmine, keep throwing those heaters.
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