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On Tuesday, Judge Marchan held Donald Trump in contempt of court and fined him $9,000 for violating a gag order. Mr. Trump should have reached into his wallet, grabbed $9,000 in cash, threw it at the judge and said, “Here, hit Stormy Daniels eight times.”

Interestingly, a city that can’t keep violent felons in jail is trying to lock up the president for talking. Their priorities are more insane than a morning show hosted by people who hate each other.

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Meanwhile, Judge Marchand’s daughter…is a progressive political hack who has been sending out solicitations calling for a Trump trial and raising millions of dollars for her client. That includes Adam Schiff, the lead prosecutor in Trump’s first impeachment, who says he plans to use the money for a neck transplant. So Trump is not allowed to speak. How did he react? Is the gag order unique? Unconstitutional? Is it corrupt?

Former US President Donald Trump chats with his son Eric Trump during his criminal trial on charges of falsifying business records to hide money paid to hush porn star Stormy Daniels in 2016. do. (Reuters/Jane Rosenberg)

Former President Trump: This gag order is not only unique, but completely unconstitutional…This is a corrupt system that we are in, and I think people understand that.

And they understand it. Now, as anyone with a pulse knows, and it’s not you, Joe Biden, trying to gag Trump is like trying to put a cork on Mount Vesuvius. is. Wouldn’t it be great to have a president who doesn’t need a teleprompter?

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Trump: But wouldn’t it be great to have a president who doesn’t need a teleprompter? Not that he can read it anyway, he can’t read it. Now imagine that I read the teleprompter and say, “Well, due to the economic downturn, I would like to apologize. Pause, pause.” What? It’s unbelievable. pause!

And of course all these fake incidents are bull****.

Trump: All of these fake incidents are bull****.

he said so. But for Donald Trump, this bull **** is gold. Because despite the legal travesty, Trump is cracking jokes and living his best life. And while Joe mocks Trump for saying Joe is suspended, Joe seems to be stuck on suspension forever.

That’s amazing. Now let’s look at the people the judges didn’t silence, like Stormy Daniels. Usually when she opens her mouth, it only affects five guys in a motel room with video cameras. But these days, Stormy isn’t letting things go to bed.

“Sad day when strippers were more honest than the (impeached and indicted) former president,” she posted on social media platform X. Wait, is she saying strippers aren’t usually honest? I know that, and the Rumshakers dancer was lying to me when she said it was just a bug bite.

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Later, after being called to the bathroom, she tweeted that this made her “the perfect person to flush the orange filth.” I hope Toilet doesn’t sue for defamation. Remember, she is the key prosecution witness. Isn’t she biased towards this case?

Typically, if Stormy attempts to abuse or humiliate someone, she receives $500 an hour. At least that’s what she charged Doocy. But she’s probably still upset that President Trump once called her “Horseface.” Indeed, after that tweet, she was so furious that she barely touched her bag of oats. Man.

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Michael Avenatti and Michael Cohen were often mentioned in court during former President Donald Trump’s hush money criminal trial in New York. (Getty Images)

And then there’s Trump’s sleazy former lawyer, Michael Cohen, who is now as popular among the left as Hamas. Calling this man a liar is like calling Hitler a bit of a grump. Now, remember, this is the guy who actually advised Trump on how to structure the payment to Stormi, rather than her usual method of leaving $40 on the dresser. is.

Now he’s blaming President Trump for what he did, which is like a patient being prescribed the wrong medication and then being sued by the hospital. Cohen was disbarred from his law practice and was convicted of perjury, so by definition he is a liar.

He had previously lashed out at Trump on did.

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Michael Cohen: When I was testifying before the House Oversight Committee, I turned around and said that Donald Trump has shown acts of generosity, but he’s not a generous person.

oh. This guy makes Michael Avenatti look like Clarence Darrow. So let’s review. There is a convicted perjurer as the main witness. He is the person who provided the advice that formed the basis of this case. There’s a former porn actress who lost a huge lawsuit against Trump and promised to pay Trump’s legal fees and give his grandchildren free pony rides for 10 years.

They are allowed to speak, but the defendant, a former U.S. president, cannot.

This case is as clever as Jesse’s hair. And you want fairness? Gutfeld’s research team actually obtained photos of the jurors. However, these are Judge Machan’s decisions. This lawsuit is to the legal system what scurvy is to pirates.

And remember, there’s another equally bad case coming up in Georgia, and two more federal lawsuits. Which is great in a way, because everything all these lawsuits have done to Trump has made him a better version of Trump.

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His numbers are up and his performances are sharper, more interesting, and even looser. And a growing number of Americans are looking back fondly on his presidency. Who would have thought this court would lead to a Trump boom? Despite not being able to campaign at all, he is nearly ahead in every battleground state and has a six-point lead nationally. The trial is like spinach to President Trump’s Popeye.

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So what are the Democrats doing now? They have nothing to escape from and every time they use legal means it backfires. No wonder they hired Steven Spielberg.

Biden is lost in “The Twilight Zone,” and Trump is, well, he’s “Jaws.” They should bring a bigger ship.

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