There are two weeks left until the election, and at this point we are completely done. Thankfully, there's a fun corner of the internet that's reveling in the weirdness of 2024 and turning it into something beautiful beyond comprehension.
r/TheDarnold is a completely free Trump-themed subreddit for Vikings fans. Fans post about their favorite teams every day, and their posts mimic the style and cadence of Donald Trump.
For the uninitiated: “GEQBUS” stands for “God Emperor Quarterback of the United States.” warhammer 40,000 Please refer to this as it is about Trump. Either way, fans spend their days extolling the virtues of Sam Darnold and GEQBUS, and denigrating the rest of the NFC North in the process.
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Darnold's biggest concern right now is not accepting the outcome of Sunday's game.
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If you thought Subchannel's posts were wild, just click on the comments and things will get even weirder in the best possible way. Basically every post is just some old man screaming in capital letters on the message board the entire time.
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It's impossible to spend five minutes on r/TheDarnold and not be entertained. No one enjoys the moment more than Vikings fans, even after a loss. This is probably the most mediocre team out there right now, but they're on a roll with an elite defense, playoff aspirations, and of course the great play of GEQBUS.
Keep it up, Darnold. You are truly a joy and an inspiration to all of us.
