Trump first met Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu this week at the White House. He then said the US would “take over the Gaza Strip.”
“The US will take over the Gaza Strip and we will work with it,” Trump said at a press conference. “We own it and are responsible for dismantling any dangerous mis-explosive bombs and other weapons on the site, leveling out the site and removing any destroyed buildings.”
When asked if Trump was willing to send our troops to fill Gaza security guards, he told reporters: “As far as Gaza is concerned, we do what we need to do. We do that if necessary. We develop it with the intention of taking over that piece.”
Trump also claimed that the Gaza Strip could become the next “Riviera.”
While many Americans on the left are in a chaotic situation over Trump's announcement, Dave Landau “Normal World” only sees opportunities, especially in the form of jokes.
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“What are the potential traps of tourists in Gaza that we can look forward to?” he asks.
“Sheikh-Fil-A” and co-host and comedian Angela Boggs laugh, but she's not finished, so she throws “Hard Rock in the Cafe of Women's Heads” into the mix.
“Beds, baths, bloodshed,” Landau joked. “It's not a restaurant in the medieval era. In general, how do they live?”
“Alahu Akbar is Friday,” he adds.
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