Police Departments Get Playful This Valentine’s Day
Across the nation, police departments are taking a humorous approach to Valentine’s Day, suggesting that residents report ex-partners who may have outstanding warrants.
The Uxbridge Police in Massachusetts took to social media with a witty poem, joking about revenge and urging locals to check on their former flames. It starts with a familiar rhyme: “Roses are red, violets are blue, if your ex has a warrant, we have something special for you.”
The post continues, “This Valentine’s Day, give a gift that really arrives: a vehicle with flashing lights and reliable operation.” It’s a quirky twist on the traditional gifts one might expect on this holiday.
Florida’s Unique Take on Reporting Exes
The Uxbridge department included a cheeky reminder, “Love fades. Warrants never disappear,” wrapping up their playful message. They even added a heart-shaped flyer in mailboxes, playfully noting that while they can’t replace Cupid, they can help residents with a memorable holiday experience.
“Do you have an ex-lover with a warrant?” the flyer prompts, suggesting residents send in locations of these individuals for a Valentine’s surprise.
Florida Sheriffs Unconventionally Celebrate
In Bradenton, Florida, a similar post racked up around 230,000 likes, stating, “Please help us keep our communities safe while repairing our broken hearts.” It’s a blend of humor and community safety, as the department directly engages with the public.
The police there were clear: “We cannot fix your love life, but we can help you with your outstanding warrants.” This sort of playful banter really seems to resonate.
Meanwhile, in California, the Santa Maria Police Department opted for a visual joke. They shared a video showing an officer opening a heart-shaped box that revealed handcuffs, teasing viewers with the caption, “Still thinking about your ex-girlfriend who has a felony warrant out? Give us a call.”
Perhaps these lighthearted approaches serve a dual purpose—bringing a smile while also subtly reminding everyone of important public safety issues. It’s an interesting take, don’t you think?
